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« on: January 26, 2007, 09:24:45 PM » |
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The Prime Minister of Israel sits down with Arafat at the beginning of negotiations regarding the resolution of the conflict.
The Prime Minister requests that he be allowed to begin with a story. Arafat replies, "Of course."
The Prime Minister begins his story: "Years before the Israelites came to the Promised Land and settled here, Moses led them for 40 years through the desert. The Israelites began complaining that they were thirsty and, lo and behold, a miracle occurred and a stream appeared before them. They drank their fill and then decided to take advantage of the stream to do some bathing--including Moses. When Moses came out of the water, he found that all his clothing was missing.
"'Who took my clothes?' Moses asked those around him.
"'It was the Palestinians,' replied the Israelites -- "
"Wait a minute," objected Arafat immediately, "there were no Palestinians during the time of Moses!"
"All right," replies the Prime Minister, "Now that we've got that settled, let's begin our negotiations."
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Gł Solutions - Technology Defined
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« on: January 26, 2007, 09:24:45 PM » |
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« Reply #1 on: January 27, 2007, 12:19:22 AM » |
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*chuckles and shakes head*
Oy vey.
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« Reply #2 on: January 28, 2007, 03:40:53 AM » |
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LOL I thought it was funny.
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« Reply #3 on: January 28, 2007, 12:34:04 PM » |
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I'm going to tell this one to my Jewish friend - she'll get a kick out of it.
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« Reply #4 on: January 28, 2007, 12:38:11 PM » |
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Just don't tell the Palistinians.
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« Reply #4 on: January 28, 2007, 12:38:11 PM » |
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« Reply #6 on: January 29, 2007, 12:19:28 PM » |
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You think they have been fighting long enough yet?
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« Reply #7 on: January 29, 2007, 12:26:08 PM » |
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You speled Palestenianses wrong. And yeah. I think so... but well... nobody ever listens to ME. * runswithscissors edited b/c clearly I haven't had enough coffee yet |
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« Reply #8 on: January 29, 2007, 12:50:26 PM » |
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pfft... You're lucky I spelled "spelled" right.  |
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« Reply #9 on: January 29, 2007, 02:14:25 PM » |
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Yeah, me too.
*drinks more tea w/caffeine*
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« Reply #10 on: July 20, 2007, 12:29:21 AM » |
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Man, I like that one. . . . am going to post in my off-topic forum. . .
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« Reply #11 on: July 25, 2007, 12:08:21 AM » |
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I think I have some more in my clipboard.
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